Jazz Club Blues

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shutyourmoustache:
So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:
1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.
2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.
3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.
4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.
5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.
6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.
7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.
8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.
9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.
If you’re lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!

(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)

May 02

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bootlegged-tea:

help me manifest blue pennsylvania
like to charge reblog to cast

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rainbowrowell:

casually-ananarchist-tomato:
jaylor:
jaylor:
he’s literally rigging the election and next to nothing’s being done about it what the actual fucking living hell
HE’S LITERALLY TARGETING USPS IN BLUE AREAS WHERE HE LOST THE LAST ELECTION
If you feel unsafe about voting in person (because, y’know, we’re in the middle of a goddam pandemic) but now fear the USPS will be unable to deliver a “mail-in” ballot in a timely fashion….
1. Request a mail-in ballot.
2. Do not mail it.
3. Google your supervisor of elections to see where you can drop off your mail-in ballot. It’s usually NOT THE POLLING PLACE.
All states allow this! Here is what you’re accomplishing by doing this:
1. Your ballot gets in on time no matter what happens to the USPS.
2. You don’t have to worry about standing in long lines and risking infection. You’re just stopping by to drop it off.
3. You voted! Hooray! I have no doubt Trump and his supporters are doing to try to call into question the legitimacy of mail-in voting (which is more enthusiastically embraced by Democratic supporters, especially now.)
Also, when you drop it off, find out how to track it online to make sure it is verified. California, Oregon, Washington, and Colorado have systems that can track your ballot just like tracking a package from Amazon.
All CA vote centers (which are open for weeks to a month before election day) have ballot drop-off boxes too! Many government buildings have them as well, so there’s no need to wait until election day when it’s crowded to drop them off. The list of drop-off sites is always posted on each county’s voter info website.
This is important! This election is crucial! Get out and vote! We! Cannot! Afford! To! Get! Complacent! This year, every vote matters!
FIND A BALLOT BOX 😺👍🏼
Look it up now!
This is going to sound basic, but: Making a plan to vote helps ensure that you actually will.
When I’ve volunteered for campaigns, they’ve empathized asking people, “What is your voting plan?”

Aug 16

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cauchemares:

song asks that get progressively more specific
A song that reminds you of your childhood
A song to sleep to
A song that your best friend loves
A song that hypes you the fuck up
A song you like to daydream to
A song that’s on at least 3 of your playlists
A song that you love from a genre you don’t usually like
A song that you liked when you where 10 that still slaps
A song that makes you want to go on an adventure
A song you’d want to dance with your partner to ( or future partner )
A song to stomp around and pout to
A song to listen to whilst you lie in a meadow
A song that reflects your views on love
A song to sing to the sun
A song you like that sounds like its on the soundtrack to an indie coming of age film
A song that you like that romanticises being a teenager
A song that makes you want to grab your friends jump up and down dancing and screaming the lyrics
A song that you like that the lyrics are just so beautiful they’re practically poetry
A song that you can imagine listening to in an abandoned church ( if it isn’t hozier im judging you, but whatever )
A song from the soundtrack of a film that you like so much after the film finished you immediately looked for it
A song for when the sun has gone down and you are feeling absolutely buck-wild with exhilaration!
A song that makes you feel like you’re strolling through Ancient Greece living your best life
A song that when you listen to it you’re transported to a liminal space, time is pointless and you must sit and wallow in the void that remains
A song to listen to on a long drive when you have the really strong urge to keep driving until you find somewhere to start a new life (preferably a europian city whose language you don’t speak)

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Anonymous asked:

on a scale of 1-10 how much would you sacrifice to pet a single cat

sirartwork:

I’m sorry, little one.

Feb 16

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sensory-lesbian:

Here Some Dunky Donut
Because Your Epic
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alxbngala:

Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

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getlostpeeves:

leradny:
penprp:
ghostkwan:
hermes-is-my-homeboy:
hermes-is-my-homeboy:
ashashi-corner:
flargahblargh:
violaslayvis:
hermes-is-my-homeboy:
yo-daddys-my-bitch:
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.

Jun 01

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thespectacularspider-girl:

roun-dab-out:
randomencounters:
Encounter: 1d6 pairs of animated jeans (hostile)
nobody gangsta now

Jun 01

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barkycatbros:

Good morning, boys! Time to conquer the day! (Sound up for Holst!)

Jun 01

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n0rara:

blue babe

Apr 16

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grungedaddykinks:

thespectacularspider-girl:
cozymochi:
jumpingjacktrash:
likeamillionsuns:
mercedesbenzodiazepine:
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
@since-the-900s
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

Feb 04

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tastelesssandwiches:

tastelesssandwiches:
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puublack:
Finished Fallout:New Vegas and now I’m not sure what to do with myself.
play Fallout: New Vegas
play it again
my johnny

Feb 03

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robotspacejelly:

Mei done in copics

Jan 01

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Here Some Dunky DonutBecause Your Epic

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Here Some Dunky Donut
Because Your Epic